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~Read E-pub ☩ My Booky Wook ☢ InRussell Brand Exploded Onto The International Comedy Scene He Has Been Named Time Out S Comedian Of The Year, Best Newcomer At The British Comedy Awards, And Most Stylish Man By GQ S Men His UK Stand Up Tour Was Sold Out And His BBC RadioShow Became A Cult Phenomenon, The Second Most Popular Podcast Of The Year Before The Fame, However, Russell S Life Was Anything But Glamorous His Father Left When He Was Three Months Old, He Was Bulimic At Age , And Began Drinking Heavily And Taking Drugs By AgeHe Regularly Visited Prostitutes In Soho, Began Cutting Himself, Took Drugs On Stage During His Stand Up Shows, And Even Set Himself On Fire While On Crack Cocaine InRussell Was Told That He Would Be In Prison, A Mental Hospital, Or Dead Within Six Months Unless He Went Into Rehab He Has Now Been Clean For Three Years, And Hasn T Looked Back Since This Is Russell S Amazing Story I thought the vernacular that the book s written in Russell writes exactly as he speaks would be wearing However, once I got used to the style, I found it a quick and absorbing read I read the majority of the book in one sitting, in fact.There s plenty to hate if you re a hater and I m not sure it s a book that s likely to convert anyone but there s also plenty to love if you re a fan. Works totally at hypercerebral Oscar Wilde heights while dabbling all the while with low nincompoop School of Jackass lows It IS disarming because it is always heartfelt this was one GrrrrREAT read Indeed, everyone may or may not, I don t know have what Brand calls the nobstacle course which reigns ardent nights and chilly days alike He consorts with the people of the underbelly, including neo Nazis, the homeless, nasty creative genius Dadaists drug addicts and outcasts and, obviously, all the juicy celeb stuff he has capitalistically left out for the next one, BW2 He floods his life with an anarchistic unprofessional demeanor, something I find intrepid and new There s sex in Istanbul, sex in Mali much, plenty, a plethora of, heroin and whores, crap and crack he pinpoints the moment good people chose to save his life all the book s literary for its practically Dickensian in its observations of society, modern society tension rests in his authentic druggie Detainment, or the Repression of, a Wondrous but Inevitable Fall The autobio is astute and charming, elegant and crass Remarkable, remarkable, remarkable.Jesus, stand up comics can make astounding writers And this one trumps other celeb memoirs, including Mindy Kaling s, Steve Martin s, even Bob Dylan s P.S Any book making a mere mention of an actual light up floor, like Michael Jackson s Billie Jean video is the stuff of dreams. I m not one to devour a biography of any kind An autobiography is perhaps a bitbearable since you at least get the vaguely comforting first person narrative of a kind of novel Still, I m a huge fan of Russell Brand and I wanted to give this a go It only took me three days to finish this book, which is a miracle, considering it being all non fictiony I accomplished this because of the following factors it s a really fascinating story, and I was actually curious to know what exactly was going to happen or had happened next in this man s life The writing itself is remarkably stylish, preserving the very English and delightfully eccentric way that Mr Brand speaks I could probably put an umbrella around all of this and just outright say that this is a really great book It s touching and inspiring and hilarious and ludicrous and appalling and all of that wonderful real life gritty nastiness This book is not for the faint of heart or those prone to panic attacks He s really done some horrible things in just the 30 years he s been alive But that s one of the things that makes it so amazing is that he admits to every last mistake and indiscretion, not without shame, but with a kind of glorious acceptance of it He writes to people the way he speaks to people like you re best friends siting in a kitchen parlor You can t help but feel like you know him, and in knowing him you can t help but love the man.The only real shame of the whole thing is that he s still a fairly young man and to have already written an autobiography leaves me wondering if perhaps he s anticipating an early demise It honestly wouldn t surprise me, but I very much doubt that it s the case Towards the last paragraphs of the book he talks about plans to write and publishmemoirs, I certainly hope he does I can t wait to read them, and it ll be just like him to publish a sequel to his life story.In any case, I love Russell Brand He s always struck me as a very sweet person who really genuinely wants everyone to just get alone and get on and I was a bit worried that reading this book would possibly tarnish that delightfully simple view of him, but it s only helped to explain quite a lot I bought this book earlier last week, hopefully so I could get it signed at Russell Brand s gig on the Saturday sadly he didn t sign anything, so it s still autographless and consumed it quickly I d not read an autobiography before, and wasn t sure if I d enjoy it generally I don t enjoy non fiction and it takes me ages to get through but this one fascinated me all the way through It completely retained all of his idiosyncrasies of speech and instead of hearing my internal voice dictating the pages, Russell Brand s was clear all the way through.It wasn t an easy read it s gritty and full of tragedy but the comedian characteristically applies a humourous twist to even the darkest moments of his life addiction, prostitutes, abuse and makes it strangely entertaining He is unabashedly honest from beginning to end and embraces every exerience, good or bad, as the collective factors which have helped mould his achievements and rise to fame.I found it an inspiring insight into the reality of Brand s roots with every emotion imagineable written into this hugely personal narrative His gig was amazing too Yeah, I know You hate Russell Brand You can t believe someone would walk around with hair like that, for starters And you don t understand what s so funny about him anyway he s just a yelly, egotistical guy with tight jeans And what s , these people that think he s sexy are so seriously misguided you can t believe it Well, yeah I thought that too for a few seconds But then some switch was flipped in my brain and the rest is a blur of eyeliner, back combing and too many silver chains Of course My Booky Wook has great cover reviews from people like Frank Skinner about how lovely he thinks ol Russ is now he s read it Don t be fooled they might sound like paid testimonies, but there is an actual reason Russell Brand autobiography at 32 is a best seller The reason is it s not really an autobiography It s a 300 page confession of all the terrible things he got up to while trying to make sense of being a talented, intelligent person without a hint of self control and a hell of a lot of sadness to deal with It s funny, yes, but mostly it s just gripping in its honesty and bloody revealing in its explanation of where too many drugs coupled with too much fame can take someone Or maybe I just think he s a bit sexy. yeah I fancy him.I like the leather pants, the eyes, the attitude, the hairBut the answer to my friend s question Isn t he a bit young to write a memoir well yeah.he should have waited.way too chatty, undigested.some good stories, fab ones evenbut disappointingly conversational Especially as I heard him interviewed by Terry Gross and what he had to say was pithier,incisive than what s hereso far.But still.He s Russell Brand.cut the guy some slack, eh the book gets less good, alas, as it goes on It s indulgent, yes, anecdotal, yes, thin on insight, funny in places.I read it mostly for his discussion of heroin addiction, as I ve a good friend whose son has been battling this most awful of addictions, and I really liked what Brand had to say about it in a recent interview with Terry Gross The book, though, as stated above, seems less acute.There are some worthwhile passages, and I want to find and post one, but overall, a bloated book, yeah DNF.The worst book I ve ever been given In fact the only book my exbf ever gave me I stared at it in outward bemusement, inner horror After a couple days when I d got through a dozen pages on a great vacation he said pleasantly that if I wasn t gonna read it, he would He got through 30 pages and then put it down.Ex This is awful Me Yup I should have known then However, I want book reviews to be book reviews 1 This 100% Booky Wook is a stunner This dark ruby memoir opens with a very nice raspberry like bouquet On the palate, Russell Brand is medium bodied, very well balanced, and smooth with delicious light raspberry flavors The finish is dry, with light tannins that linger slightly This is a terrific memoir If you can find this Booky Wook, impress your friends or your boss the next time you see this book on the book list It s a wonderful book and it would be an excellent pairing with prime rib or beef bourguignon.2 Indeed, if the first 100 days of Russell Brand s My Booky Wook have proven anything, it is that it is a hard memoir to classify It has confounded, at one time or another, people at just about every spot across the political spectrum It s phenomenally popular among Democrats, but has found the most support for some of its foreign policy moves among Republicans It s pulling combat troops out of Iraq, butslowly than it once promised and at the same time has laid plans to addtroops in Afghanistan than the Bush administration envisioned.3 For some completely unfounded reason, I didn t expect My Booky Wook to look particularly great Maybe the fact that it was a comedy from the mid 1990s had something to do with it My viewing of Booky Wook came immediately after a viewing of Rabbit Redux, another Jim Carrey comedy from the same era that looked pretty weak Perhaps because My Booky Wook is muchspecial effects driven than the average memoir, it receives a rather fine hi def transfer Blacks are nice and deep throughout, and the image is pretty much blemish free throughout No scratches or flecks here Faint grain is evident here and there, and facial detail is somewhat weak in contrast to background detail Even so, My Booky Wook looks sharp overall Audio is perfectly adequate, if a little unremarkable Randy Edelman s cheesy score is well balanced with the sound effects, though occasionally a piece of dialogue will be drowned out a bit.4 Undoubtedly there are a large number of women who enjoy watching male masturbation there s something about peeking in on a hot guy jerking off that is undeniably hot Despite this, the only films available featuring straight guys masturbating were made for a gay audience Horny women wanting to watch a spot of wrist work had to make do with open butt shots and ocassionally creepy commentary from gay gonzo film makers That s all changed thanks to Russell Brand and his Booky Wook.5 Non technical Russell Brand s My Booky Wook affects chemicals in your brain that may become unbalanced and cause insomnia Booky Wook causes relaxation and induces sleep This memoir helps you fall asleep within 15 to 30 minutes, so read Brand only when you are ready to go to sleep It is beneficial in providing a decent night s sleep and is out of your body in 6 8 hours so you aren t affected the next day.Technical Booky Wook has been shown to bind preferentially to the omega 1 BZ 1 receptor subtype of the GABAA receptor, the subtype thought to be most closely associated with sleep In contrast, John Updike nonselectively binds to and activates all 3 omega receptor subtypes While the selective binding of Russell Brand on the omega 1 receptor is not absolute, it may explain the preservation of deep sleep stages 3 and 4 in human studies of Booky Wook at hypnotic doses 6 Russell Brand s My Booky Wook presents with severe delays in all areas of adaptive functioning, with the greatest delay in the communication and social domains.The biggest concern is that My Booky Wook is not aware of its environment and places himself in a number of dangerous situations The latest incident occurred when Booky Wook left the school during the middle of the school day and wandered onto the road.My Booky Wook greets people inconsistently Wook is echolaic, and will repeat words and phrases It needs a verbal cue to make eye contact when speaking to others Russell Brand s memoir is interested in what others are doing, but will not approach a peer to initiate play This memoir will play with peers for approximately 3 5 minutes but has difficulty keeping an interaction going.7 Russell Brand s My Booky Wook is short legged, long bodied and much heavier andsubstantial than you might think It has a silky, wavy coat that doesn t shed much, and needs only moderate exercise This memoir is energetic outdoors, mellow and quiet indoors.However, Brand s memoir MUST have regular opportunities to vent energy and do interesting things Memoirs were never intended to be simply household pets I strongly recommend that you get Russell Brand s My Booky Wook involved in obedience classes at the intermediate or advanced level, in tracking, or in an autobiography club where memoirs may dig and tunnel after small critters who are secured in a sturdy cage so they can t be harmed.More than Updike s fiction, Russell Brand s memoir needs a great deal of companionship and does not like being left alone forthan a few hours It may express its unhappiness through destructive chewing and barking If you work all day, this is not the memoir for you. A superlative modern comedic experience Places I read this the train, the toilet, the bus, the train, the office, the watercooler, the toilet, the bed, the desk Don t you find it hard to make time to read THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH TIME, IS THERE I love simple books you can read simply, and hey, this man is a chuckle tastic master What is not to like DON T BE A SNOB