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Mermen is book one in the Mermen Trilogy by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff I have been a fan of all things Mimi Jean for some time now So I, along with so many others, have been so excited to see what this new trilogy was going to be all about Even though I had no idea what to expect, I still am surprised This was a dark, twisted tale, nothing like the mer folk that might exist in our imaginations But did I like it Yes, Yes, Yes a thousand times yes.Olivia or Liv Stratton is writing her dissertation for her PHD and is a guest aboard a fishing vessel when it sinks in a storm, she being the only survivor She floats aimlessly in a life raft for ten days, out of water and near death when she finds herself washed up to an unknown island, one that shouldn t have even been there She thinks the beautiful man that pulls her out of the water is her savior but soon find out that her situation has gone from bad to worse The island is inhabited by men that think she is there for one purpose only and that is to be claimed by one of them Roen Doran is a self made billionaire who runs a shipping business out of Seattle, Washington He is a loner, using women when he needs them, never entering into any close relationship He receives word that his father has died, a man that tormented him during his childhood His father left him a map to an island that he claims is now Roen s island When Roen goes to investigate, his helicopter crashes and he also finds himself stuck on the islandWhat are you he whispered Same as you, Roen We are the sons of the sea We are mermenAs soon as Roen and Liv meet, he feels the primal pull, the possessiveness towards her He must protect her from the other men but howI think you ve got it backwards, she said calmly I m not stupid I m the only one who s ever been brave enough to care about you There was only one Roen Doran, and he d somehow become a part of herThe bond between Roen and Liv gets stronger but at the same time, Roen is changing, becoming and like the men on the island All Liv can think about is getting both of them safely off the island Roen who has never cared for another human being, is determined to save Liv He is willing to sacrifice anything to get her off the island This book was crazy, twisted and fantastic Roen was hot with a capital H The chemistry between he and Liv fogged up my e reader, the sexy scenes steamyHis kiss felt like the only thing in her life that had ever truly made senseOnce I started reading, I pretty much couldn t stop until I finished The pace is fast and the world Mimi has created shocking If you have read other reviews you already know that there is a HUGE cliff hanger but don t panic because the next book is due out just a couple of days after this one Will I continue the series Try and keep me away Congratulations, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, for another fantastic series that will keep us all on the edge of our seats and our imaginations in over driveThank you, Liv, he whispered Thank you for being the only woman ever brave enough to love me DNF 80%Review explanation to come in a few hours. Mermen What I expected What I got How shocking that a book called Mermen was a total piece of crap Oh, but not for the reasons you might think I m totally on board with a book about sexy mermen living on a mysterious island holding gladiator fights to the death to get the honor of winning a woman All that testosterone Plus, you know, I really like the beach But, nooooooo, this book had to make the mermen unsexy assholes who beat up women They didn t even have tails or gills Plus, the worst of all offenses, it read like an After School Special about not polluting the ocean.I m sorry, but if you call a book Mermen, and you have the dude with the abs on the cover, you can t write some environmentalist propaganda book about the source of all life and protecting the planet It just doesn t fit Save the environmental lessons for Captain Planet Let the mermen swim free in the smarmy waters of ridiculous and sexy romance Now, if you ll excuse me, I m off to read the moctopus book WARNING RANTING AHEADHow the hell am I supposed to resist this Trick question, I m not.Buddy read with my fellow scientific lovie, Heather and also, The Harbinger of Blood soaked rainbows, Jess, as well the MacHalo freaks.This insanity is coming to, and likely ALL OVER, a goodreads near you January 4, 2016 This fucking book, guys My teeth gnash and my brain screams AT.THIS.FUCKING.BOOK This book was atrocious Not only is it a staggeringly awful example of false advertisement, which many of my buddy readers have already touched on, but even the story which contrary to the impressions the cover gives is about as sexy as MUD that is present is riddled with plot holes, sexism and populated with characters that are poorly developed and moronic I don t know if I will EVER get used to how some female writers try to logic away from non con sex Did you know that if your life is threatened and you choose to sleep with your captor rather than die, this is considered consent WHAT THE FUCK No it s NOT That logic does not fucking logic, okay That is like saying if you starve a person and then give them poisoned food which they then eat full well knowing it s poisoned, because starving they have committed suicide.NO I reject that logic, fuck you And this logic that is not is a story wide concept Logic which is stated to the MC a woman who volunteers at a woman s shelter, despite not really have time to do such, because she cannot turn her back on the faces and the pain of what those women and children have gone through by the man she claims face is the least beautiful thing about him And there s the vibrator skin Yes, this IS a thing and the comparison is stated that actually happens within the story which seems to exist simply to confuse and annoy me Why is this a thing How is this a thing As strange as it would be I could almost understand this concept, were the mermen actually MERMEN you know with tails and scales and stuff because when the lower half of your body is a fish it s hard to include much in the way of sexy times So I would have allowed it for sexy time s sake, except for the pesky fact that none of the men in this book are ACTUALLY mermen So the fish to human reproduction debacle is not even a thing sobs I m almost done now, I promise Lastly, to the lovely Heather who had to deal with this sexist dreck on her birthday I give my deepest sympathies.Have an Ian kiss This is the review for the whole series three books 4.5 stars for this whole Mermen series. I love this series and want many people to know and read it, especially all Paranormal Romance Lovers Wonder what supernatual kind you gonna meetHaha I can tell they are Mermen They don t have tails and scales, but they are so barbaric and HOT Mermen, they are hot supernatural men live on a mysterious island You can call this bitch islandEl Coraz nthe centre of the ocean This bitch is so cruel I even wanna drag her to the deepest of the ocean if I can And what I gonna tell you Seriosuly, this series is full of shirtless dudes almost the whole story Le sigh The plot is also very well planned It has mysteries which will make you curious to know I also love the world building I have never read the plot like this seriously The Alive island The Mermen and that Holy water The Mermaids here are so monstous and scary, too I just love it The island always want only the Doran, they are fiercest, strongest, and smartest to be the leader of the Mermen. The Plot A billionaire, Roen Doran got the letter from his dead father, the letter about an island that Roen has to visit and claim it as his own He has to rule this island and discover the real identity of him There, he unintentionally met an smart mouth normal girl Liv because her ship wreck there, so these two have to stick with each other on this mysterious island And that is when the story beginRoen is so rude but I coun t help loving him since the first time he open his damn mouth, talking to his friend lol I so much enjoy his rude words and personalities Nahh he is Merman, the barbarism runs in his blood He might be this way, but he is also very protective, strong, and leadership Yeah just read it and meet him 3Thank you for being the only woman ever brave enough to love me RoenLiv is such a strong and smart heroine I love Liv and I kept reading the story She is so brave and selfless How she fight for helping Roen, Mermen, and Mermaid touch my heart Liv is also good and reading people I love that she can read through Roen s mesmerizing green eyes and see the real him If Roen is a King of the Mermen, Liv would be his Perfect Queen Yes they are so perfect for each other. 3THE MATE MERMEN HAVE MATE Yesss Mermen have their mate I seriously love when Mermen claim their mate They even have the ritual. geeezzz I love when they fight each other for being the one who claim that lady who they want to be his mate Want them to fight for me too Hahahaha Wow they are so protective over their mate like she is everything to him Like Liv is everything to Roen and vice versa. Their romance from enemies to star crossed lover is really enjoynable, I even cry for them, though.If you want to know about this Mermen world, read it I highly recommend. I WANT TO SET THIS BOOK ON FIRE.Fuck this book at it s stupid fucking story and it s stupid fucking characters FALSE ADVERTISING ALERT The MERMEN in this book DON T EVEN HAVE TAILS HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY MERMEN THEN The dude on the cover sure as shit isn t the main character The main character has caramel colored hair The leading lady in this is SUCH A DUMB PIECE OF SHIT I WANT TO SLAP HER ALL THE TIME.THERE IS NO SEX IN THIS BOOK 227 PAGES AND THEY DON T EVEN BANG.WHAT THE FUCKING, FUCK Whoever instigated this buddy read you are in trouble.I would give this negative 1 million stars if I couldFuck this book It s a giant steaming pile of shit and I don t recommend it to anyone, not even my worst enemy Buddy read with the power trio of Karly, Heather THE BIRTHDAY GIRL and Jess plus those crazy peeps over at MacHalo Read a book with bad reviews.Pre Review Buddy read with Karly, Heather, and the McHalo girls on January 4th.Because I cave into peer pressure like that.Also, abs.I had to work New Years Eve And when I was finally off after a long ass day I went to my parent s house to eat pork and sauerkraut and drink a few beers and ring in the New Year My brother and sister were watching a movie This movie to be exact.And I hated it My brother summed it up perfectly after It s a little short on story A little short on characterization Overflowing with stupid environmental political agenda I HATED THIS BOOK And I am trying not to write a rant review This book pisses me the fuck off And I m not getting all ranty and ragey because this book is short on story which it is or short on characterization which it is or the fact that it demoralizes women yet it is written by a fucking woman I m not going to rant because all the men are hugely attractive, Adonis cloned fucking ASSHATS or that the MC is a one sided insta lovestruck freaking IDIOT I m not going to rant because a book entitled Mermen DOES NOT HAVE MERMEN IN IT or that said book has a half naked man on the cover BUT THERE IS NO SEX IN THIS BOOK.I AM GOING TO RANT BECAUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING BOOK WAS WRITTEN IN ORDER TO SEND THE MESSAGE THAT WE MUST SAVE THE FUCKING OCEAN.I absolutely hate it when authors use novels as a way to inject their own personal beliefs, political agendas, and views upon their readers It is manipulative and it is tacky It s the reason that This beloved and bestselling trilogy will never be read by yours truly And whether or not I believe the same things is irrelevant Do I hate oil spills Yes Do I think we should take better care of our natural resources Yes Do I think that we humans have become careless when it comes to the upkeep of the planet Yes But I do not want to read a novel spreading this message with the sheer gossamer mask of fiction on top of it.So instead writing a proper review, this review is going to be be filled with quotes from the first book I ve read in 2016, and I m going out on a limb here but I m going to say that it will be THE WORST BOOK I WILL READ IN 2o16 AS WELL Because at least you will all get enjoyment out of a quoty and gify review Here goesWater, I need water, she thought, once again feeling herself drift out of consciousness, the room beginning to fade to black She knew she only had minutes left if she wanted to live page 18 Look She grabbed his arm, squeezing hard and shocked as hell by what she found A rock solid forearm without an ounce of squishiness page 33 Every time he looked at her, he became convinced that she might actually be the most stunning woman he d ever seen, which, frankly, said a hell of a lot page 42 I think, she said, that you are possibly the most misjudged man I ve ever met He laughed Really now Why s that Because your face is the least beautiful thing about you page 49 I should probably mention that this character she s referring to is basically the Greek God equivalent of Tucker MaxLiv held up her hands as the blond approached her Sonofabitch, you fucking touch me, she growled, and I swear I ll kill you Yeah that was a pretty empty threat given she didn t possess a really, really big army or elephant tranquilizers page 59 He ran his strong hand through his short caramel brown hair and glanced at his bare feet Yes, they were really, really nice feet But this was not the time to be drooling over him despite the fact that every inch of him appeared to be perfect page 95 I can t have you around a pack of crazy arses who think they re part fish I can t risk anyone hurting you page 121 You look like men to me, she said We are men Mer Men page 138 He really had drunk the mer Kool Aid, which scared the hell out of her page 147 Roen s short, thick caramel brown hair was combed neatly back, and he was displaying a charming smile with a little dimple puckering in each cheek Why hadn t she ever noticed them He is so damned beautiful Liv s heart began to free fall How would she ever get over him page 214 VAMPIRE MERMAIDS can t even save this steaming pile of horse dung from literary purgatory.Neither can Captain Planet.Nor his stupid Planeteers.Nope Only Jeff Goldblum can accurately describe it.And for the record, none of my friends liked this either Check out Sarah s, Sh3lly s, Karly s, Jilly s, Dino Jess s, Heather s, Kate s, or Casey s reviews if you think I m lying. &Free Epub ☃ Mermen (The Mermen Trilogy, #1) ↝ These Mermen Don T Have Tails, They Re Deadly As Hell, And They Ve Got Something He Wants INFAMOUS BACHELOR And SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ROEN DORAN IS A BASTARD Yes, He Knows It And No, He Doesn T Care He S Got Money And Power, And He Depends On No One But When His Estranged Father Dies, Willing Him A Secret Island, Roen Will Come Face To Face With An Even Bigger Secret Its Occupants And These Savage, Sea Obsessed Warriors Are Quick To Make Their Position Clear Leave Now Or DieThere S Only One Problem Nobody Tells Roen What To Do Ever Oh, And One Other Thing He S Just Met The Island S Other New Guest And Something About Her Brings Out His Possessive SideLE SHIPWRECK SURVIVOR LIV STRATTON Had Been Adrift At Sea For Ten Grueling Days When Salvation Miraculously Appeared An Uncharted Island Only, The Deceivingly Beautiful Men Who Live There Aren T Interested In Saving Her No, Not At All Because They Somehow Believe She Is Their Property, A Gift From The Ocean To Do With As They Please This Is Not GoodHer Only Hope Billionaire Roen Doran, Of All People A Man Who S Said To Care For Nothing And No One But If He S So Heartless, Then Why Is He About To Risk Everything To Help Her Yes, let s play a game and trick everyone into thinking this is about mermen It s not Well, this sucked Truly sucked rotting fish guts What fucking false advertising that cover is When you see a cover like that, with a half naked man, decked out in rippling abs, you think, someone is getting lucky Books with those types of covers always have sexy times in abundance This book NO sex What is that I m not reading mermen books for educational purposes, I m reading for entertaining monsterotica, duh So this book gets an F on all points Plot TSTL female is shipwrecked and ends up on a mysterious island with a hot billionaire CEO She s taken by Mermen other stupid shenanigans follow Insta love with the CEO All boring stuff The part supposed to thrill, the mermen, they re not Mermen I don t care what this book wants to call them, no tails no mermen These guys are just big, burly, and run around in loincloths with aquatic tattoos, and don t have tails, fins, or gills Not Mermen And the mermen in question are all giant asshole douchebag bullies with zero brain cells, not at all interesting The whole plot of the story is annoying, doesn t make sense, and I wanted everyone to die I kept wishing for an asteroid to wipe out the entire island and populous No survivors, please I didn t care about anyone or anything in this book I m not sure how I didn t DNF this bitch, but somehow I made it to the end I skimmed a lot I think I was so confused that I kept reading trying to figure it out I did I figured out it sucks and I should ve downed this book instead of reading it.Buddy Read with the MacHalos and Ab Loving Aussies Currently free through 01 07 2019 A hair raising, twisty and sultry story The Rock Star of cliffhangers and thrilling rides is back with a new and unique paranormal series featuring mermen without tails and gills. Cutthroat billionaire businessman and womanizer Roen Doran is a coldhearted bastard who cares about nothing and no one except his shipping company So when one of his ships is lost to sea coincidentally close to the island his deceased father has just left him he immediately goes to investigate While working on her dissertation for her sociology PhD, Liv Stratton is left drifting and close to dying after the ship she was on went down during a storm But a lifeline has appeared in the form of a magnificent man and a mysterious island Forced onto the island of El Coraz n, Liv and Roen must learn to trust each other if they hope to survive and get off this strange isle where a tribe of barbaric self proclaimed MER men only reside and its coasts are guarded by unnerving sea creatures that loosely resemble creepy mermaids Will Roen care enough for Liv to risk helping her or will he leave her to be claimed as these men s property This book was gripping It had me on pins and needles and having some sort of pulmonary embolism I loved slowly learning about this very unique and interesting island and its inhabitants It completely transported me to another world and made my reality fade away I loved Roen His cold as ice heart turn to mush when it came to defending Liv It was heart breaking to learn about his childhood I understood how he grew up to be such a ruthless man But when I came down to protecting Liv, even from himself I couldn t help but fall for him I really liked Liv I loved that she was a smart woman and appreciated that she didn t let anyone push her around and didn t cower I respected her strength just as Roen did She was a perfect match for him I m the only one who s ever been brave enough to care about you And in between all the excitement I enjoyed how she chiselled away the layers of ice surrounding Roen s heart and their connection became so much than two people trying to surviveThis thing with Roen felt intense and magnetic and, well, deeply carnal It was like Roen had reached inside her and touched a part of her soul she hadn t even know existedThis is the kind of book I wanted to read in one sitting I adore Mimi s love for cliff hangers, man skirts, snark and the slow sensual build up between the main characters I learned a lot about this new world, but not all questions were answered and I can t wait to read the next part Mermen is book 1 in the Mermen trilogy that cannot be read as a standalone It s strongly advised to read these books in order It s written from both points of view, and has a cliffhanger US Two Chapters s Pinterest board for the trilogy FROM MIMI ABOUT MERMEN Anyone who has read the Accidental Series or King knows I love to flip things on their heads Mermen is no exception THIS IS NOT A FLUFFY STORY ABOUT men with fins and tails who sweep ladies off their feet and make them long to be mermaids Uh uh This is NOT that kind of story Nobody in their right mind would want to hang out with these very beautiful yet dangerous men who don t actually have tails, fins, or gills, by the way NOR would anyone want to be their mates Well, at least, not me Run Away I was given an ARC of this book courtesy of the author via NetGalley The excerpts are from that copy More reviews Stalk us on FaceBook As well as Twitter Pinterest Board for Book Teasers