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So,Georgia Nicolson concludes her story.Epic read of the century for me,hilariousity packed and so on.First of all,feel free to call me utterly bonkers because I felt like crying when I finished.Maybe it was the boyfriend thing,but a major reason was merely that it ended.It feels like Georgia s story was my story or something.Or that she was a very close friend.In any case,I must be loony after all.Thing is,I was so absorbed in the story,and laughed my arse off at some parts of hilariosity and felt sad at the sadiosity parts.And the part where Jas tells Georgia I think we need our pals.And we need to grow up a bit together Like a little family.I was like Aww so true Secondly,Louise Rennison,you are the awesomest author ever.Tres Tres Frais.Third,I learnt a few things from Georgia s story.1 That British people are impressionnant.eg Uncle Eddie,Mutti,Vati,Grandvati,Mr Next Door,Slim etc PGeorgia,the frais est ever.2 My Mutti and Vati are not the only mad ones.Everyone s areor less the same and can be vair helpful at times and vair embarrassing as well.And we all love them.3.Best friends can be huge airheads and fringe obsessed,or boyfriend obsessed and so on.The best solution is to push her into a nearby ditch.She might ignorez vous you for a few days but offer her a midget gem and it ll be ok.For Ellen like friends,simply smack them when they say Um,so did he,uh,say..that..or,er,something 4.Do not pucker up for everyone.5.Laugh through every problem,you have your awesome friends with you.It ll all be alright in the end.6.Do not let Libby like sisters i.e wild sisters,sleep with you at night or else side effects include,strong hatred towards Moonface and Heidi.7.Red bottomosity has tres tragique consequences.8 Do not leave Sex God 9.Diss Lindsey like people on a regular basis and ignorez them.10 Be yourself i.e stupid,fun,blabby and so on.11.Louise Rennison is a legend.So is Georgia.12.Dave,Robbie,Masimo are awesome.I might form a fanclub of theirs like the Titches do of Dave ,and call it DRM or somethin.Or DRUM.The U being a random German word.13.Do not grow up too fast.Consequences are Red bottomosity.14.Do not hesitate to form new words.It adds to your vocab Bottomosity,Hamburger a gogo and so on.15.One of your Rosie like friends should have a Sven like boyfriend,i.e a Viking.So that you can say that along with other bonkerosity,you have been part of a Viking wedding.16.Whenever you feel low do the conga,the Viking wedding Dance,yelling HOOORRNNN Or sing The hills are alive with the sound of PANTS or Idlepants and brighten your day like two bright things.17.Do not get attatched to mad and wild cats who think cars are mice on wheels and who eat everything they see.Clothes,lipgloss,soap etc.In conclusion,Georgia,you will be missed.Georgia ftwLibby ftwAngus ftwScuba diving barbie,Lord Sandra and other mad toys of Libby s ftwGordy ftw Naomi ftwVati ftwMutti ftwGrandVati and his jokes ftwUncle Eddie and his jokes ftwJas fiwRosie ftwJools ftwMabs ftw Ellen ftwi.e.Ace gang ftwSven ftwRobbie FTWMasimo FTWDave the Laugh FTWTom ftwStiff Dylans ftwThe Bummer Twins ftwThe Titches ftwNauseating P Green ftwElvis Attwood ftwBilly Shakespeare ftwGorgi Henri ftwHerr Kamyer ftw Slim ftwMiss Wilson ftwMiss Stamp ftwConga dance ftwViking Wedding ftwHOOOORRNNN forever ftwRom and Jul ftwFrancias ftw English ftwGerman Schnodder etc ftwAnd most of all,Louise Rennison ftw So I ve come to the end of the series from my teenage years.I can honestly say I love this series, and it never fails to cheer me up I m going to miss The Ace Crew, Dave the Laugh Tart Biscuit, Sven and Tom I m away laughing on a fast camel @READ EPUB ⚼ Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? ⚡ A Bit Early To Get Swoony Knickers But I Have Got Them OnFor Georgia, The Things Change, The They Stay The Same Just When She Thought She Was The Official One And Only Girlfriend Of Masimo, He S Walked Off Into The Night With The Full Hump, Leaving Georgia All Aloney On Her Owney Again All Because Dave The Laugh Tried To Do Fisticuffs At Dawn With Him Two Boys Fighting Over Georgia It S Almost As Romantic As Romeo And Juliet Though Perhaps A Touch Less TragicIt S Time For Georgia To Get To The Bottom Oo Er Of This Dave The Laugh Spontaneous Puckering Business Once And For All It S Like They Always Say If You Snog A Mate In The Forest Of Red Bottomosity And No One Is Around To See It, Is He Still A Mate Or Is He Something HORRRRNNNN I struggle a bit with how to rate this one since 5 stars , I enjoyed every blessed moment of it But 3 4 stars , as far as series FINALES go, it was over a bit too soon I mean, you d have to be extraordinarily dim to have not figured this ending out somewhere around book five, but still I wanted to revel in the conclusion a bitbefore I turned the page and found myself at the glossary And, to be honest, I wanted something as gripping as Angus nearly dying in the last installment, to happen here as well Though nearly having to snog Wet Lindsey is about on par with the death of a loved one, I s poseAll that said, it was hi larious and satisfying to see Georgia finally come to here senses Ish Will read and reread the entire series for ages to come I am full of sadnosity that this series has ended but I lurved the ending True to form, Georgia s mad sham of a life is filled with hilariosity, ridiculousness, beards, lippy, half Scottish Wildcat fiasco s and tarts and cakes galore I m so glad that Gee and Dave the Laugh finally got together, it was a long time coming, but they did the Bird of Avon proud This book made me laugh, squee, sigh and then laugh again Oh how I will miss these characters now that the series is over.Also, I would like to make a special shout out to my friend T for recommending this series to me, it has become one of my all time favorites You are truly a Wise Woman of the Forest minus the crap fringe and oversized knickers. I have an apology to make.Dear man on the train I am so sorry that I sniggered I saw your face fall, and I know it appeared that I was sniggering at you, but honestly, I wasn t I was sniggering at Georgia Nicholson I would like to extend this apology to all the other people who suffered my laughter and snorts, and silent shaking On the train Oh, and the bus.I can be a book snob I admit it For someone whose MA is and eventual PhD will be in children s literature, you d think I was mroe open minded For years I have dismissed Louise Rennison as a writer of chick lit for kids, trash for teens, but Basoomas made me realise that I have only been punishing myself with such stupidnosity.Georgia Nicholson is a superb creation Witty, articulate, naughty, and prone to ein Bisschen Deutsch when necessary, she is everything my high school friends were, but cooler I actually cried with laughter at her having to slow down her walk to a shuffle in order to avoid overtaking her father s Robin Reliant Whole acts of Romeo and Juliet and forever stamped for me with Georgia s ridiculous drama teacher.I liked everything about this book I liked the character of Georgia, and her not very good best friend Jas, I liked her Italian Stallion Masimo and I loved Dave the Laugh Every time he appeared I cackled with glee, like a grown up Libby I would recommend this book selectively, but with great enjoyment. So sad that this was the last book Even sadder that the author has passed away.Pure sadnosity all around.I just love Georgia I could ve followed her life forever and ever Great books Read them Crazy, ridiculous, hilarious, adorable I m glad that I ve finally finished this series, and in a way I m pleased that Georgia and Dave got together, but I do sort of feel like I wasted some time with these books When I started reading them at the age of 12 I really enjoyed them, and they do still have some amusing moments in them, but the last three books have just been repetitive, OTT, immature ramblings Maybe it s that I m too old for these books now, but thinking about it, I never behaved like Georgia and her friends when I was 15 and that s probably why I find it hard to sympathise with her Originally, she was a fun, amusing character but now she rather annoys me, as do her friends in fact, about 90% of the stuff in this book made me roll my eyes Although there were a few moments that made me giggle, I was seriously unimpressed and am quite glad that this series has finally come to an end 4 10 I am not exactly sure what it says about me that I love these books so much In fact, I would actually be embarrassed to try to convince many of my reading friends to even give them a go What would I say these are books about a 15 year English old girl who does a lot of stupid stuff, makes fun of her teachers and parents, and making out with fit boys is her main goal in life Plus, some jokes are REALLY non PC First Georgia Nicholson book received a Printz Honor in 2001, but it would have never gotten even the slightest acknowledgement now due to its lezzie transvestite homosexualist jokes And yet, Louise Rennison humor really works for me Rereading Georgia s adventures in love have been a bright highlight during these bleak days politics wise.Also, RIP Louise Such a tragedy I am still mourning Original reviewIt is with deep sadnosity I am writing this review I am sad not because the book has disappointed me Not at all, Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me is deffo up to Rennison s usual standards of hilariosity But knowing that this is the last book gives me an actual nervy b But back to the review for now.Masimo is having a megahump with Gee after seeing her twisting with Dave the Laugh Georgia s Hornmeister and an occasional snog partner at the end of the previous book Gee is determined to get the Luuurve God back She employs all weapons available to her layers of lippy and mascara, newly acquired maturosity, and of course, the Hormeister s useful advice and assistance Will Georgia get back her Italian Stallion Will she end up all aloney on her owney Or maybe Dave the Tart will finally become somethingthan a matey type mate You ll just have to read and find out for yourself.Once again, the book is a great larf Rennison s comic genius is undeniable The ending is satisfying and logical we can t really expect any kind of maturosity from 15 year old Georgia, and this is le fact I wish it weren t this abrupt and I wish I got to see someof the Hormeister, but I ll just have to live with it I guess.I can t really believe the series is over Oh, how I am going to miss the Ace gang, Angus and Gordy, vati and mutti, the lurve gods, and even Jas s unruly fringe and Monica s humongous nungas Reading challenge 1 R Ah, there s nothing like a bit of Georgia Nicholson silliness to cheer me up I love that Louise Rennison s books are still funny the third time you read them, I could actually just sit here quoting awesomely hilarious lines to you instead of writing a review I thought about it.What should I say These books never fail to make me laugh sometimes out loud and I m only sad that this book is the end of the road for our Ace Gang, sex gods, luurve gods and most importantly our Hornmeister Yes, I am in love with Dave the Laugh I remember back when there was no other but Robbie aka the sex god and all I could think was noooooo when Georgia got closer to Dave but now there s just no other sensible choice, sex gods and Italian luurve gods step aside.I will even miss Wet Lindsay, Slim and Elvis Not to mention Jas and her ginormous knickers This is one series I know I will be able to read again and again.